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By Seth Grahame-Smith

ISBN-10: 0446563072

ISBN-13: 9780446563079

Indiana, 1818. Moonlight falls throughout the dense woods that encompass a one-room cabin, the place a nine-year-old Abraham Lincoln kneels at his agony mother's bedside. She's been troubled with anything the old-timers name "Milk Sickness."

"My child boy..." she whispers sooner than dying.

Only later will the grieving Abe study that his mother's deadly illness used to be truly the paintings of a vampire.

When the reality turns into recognized to younger Lincoln, he writes in his magazine, "henceforth my lifestyles might be certainly one of rigorous research and devotion. I shall develop into a grasp of brain and physique. And this mastery shall have yet one purpose..." talented along with his mythical peak, power, and talent with an ax, Abe units out on a course of vengeance that may lead him all of the option to the White House.

While Abraham Lincoln is greatly lauded for saving a Union and releasing hundreds of thousands of slaves, his valiant struggle opposed to the forces of the undead has remained within the shadows for centuries. that's, until eventually Seth Grahame-Smith stumbled upon the key magazine of Abraham Lincoln, and have become the 1st dwelling individual to put eyes on it in additional than a hundred and forty years.

Using the magazine as his advisor and writing within the grand biographical sort of Doris Kearns Goodwin and David McCullough, Seth has reconstructed the real lifestyles tale of our best president for the 1st time-all whereas revealing the hidden heritage at the back of the Civil warfare and uncovering the position vampires performed within the beginning, progress, and near-death of our state.

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Heykal’s conspiracy couldn’t help but seduce him, given that its goal wasn’t to stage a coup or throw a bomb at the governor’s head. This governor was a face—possibly the most ridiculous face—of the universal reign of fraud. Heykal knew him by sight, having often seen him at the municipal casino, surrounded by his most fervent supporters. They formed a sinister crowd of lackeys hovering around him and smiling earnestly at the stupidities he reeled off in an oracular tone.

Here a family of men, engulfed in an antedeluvian lethargy, or paresse séculaire, in a filthy villa in the Nile delta, continually besieged, ambushed, and overwhelmed by sleep, confront a crisis when their father considers taking a wife. There are passages of such otherworldly comedy you might be reading the first chapters of the Quixote. Cossery’s next novel was his longest and least satisfactory, Mendiants et orgueilleux (1955), translated as Proud Beggars. Here a university professor sinks into hashish and serene penury.

The world of fools pleased him. He would, in fact, have been unhappy to discover that something he’d seen or heard contained even a hint of sense. Sometimes, reading a vaguely sensible piece of news in the paper, he grew sick with annoyance. He delighted in the endless spectacle of man’s folly and, like a child at the circus, never failed to find life wildly entertaining. He glanced at the alarm clock on the chest of drawers. Seven already! The extra time he’d allowed to his servant was over; now he had no choice but to assume the worst.

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